Brain Thinking

High caliber thinking, like the time in high school when everyone was trying to figure out whether the assistant gym teacher's breasts were real, and you came up with the idea of drilling that hole in the locker room wall, and it worked, and they weren't real, in fact they were nothing more than a padded bra, which was disappointing and destroyed everyone's adolescent fantasies, but was O.K. because your brilliant scheme actually worked.